Our Full Menu of Disservices
Whatever you own, wherever you live, we have a tailored way to make it worse. Browse our specialisms below.
Home Removals
The classic. We turn up, we load your life into a van, and the rest is a mystery for the police to solve.
Regret it now →Rubbish Redistribution
We don't remove rubbish, we relocate it — usually to somewhere it'll cause maximum neighbourhood conflict.
Regret it now →Student Fleecing
Frightened freshers are our bread and butter. We accept student loans, overdrafts, and tears.
Regret it now →Hostage Storage
You drop it off. You never pick it up. The fees, however, are immortal.
Regret it now →House Removals (Bristol)
Big house? Big van? Big regret. We specialise in 'losing' exactly one box per bedroom.
Regret it now →Office Removals (Bristol)
We move your office and your confidential files. Especially the confidential files.
Regret it now →Flat & Studio Moves
Small space, smaller chance of seeing it all again. Stairs incur a 'we hate stairs' fee.
Regret it now →Garage Clearance
We clear your garage. We keep the interesting bits. You keep the empty feeling.
Regret it now →'Recycling' (Bristol)
Air quotes mandatory. Your recycling goes wherever the wind — and a tip ban — takes it.
Regret it now →