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- Phone: 0666 013 666 (answered by 'Dave', who is not Dave)
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- Address: Unit 13, Backalley Yard, Bristol, BS66 6XX
- Hours: we keep them, you'll never know them
- Carrier pigeon: we ate the last one
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