'Recycling' in Bristol

Note the air quotes. Your 'recycling' goes wherever a closed tip and a quiet lane allow.

Here's the Deal (The Bad One)

  • Eco-friendly* disposal (*not eco, not friendly)
  • Materials sorted into 'landfill' and 'someone else's problem'
  • Carbon-neutral claims, carbon-positive reality
  • We'll take your old fridge for a small fee and a large fine (yours)
  • Greenwashing, but make it red

Booking

We provide a recycling certificate. It is not real. It is a JPEG.

Request the Inevitable
★★★★
“One of the brothers tried my TV remote on my actual TV and said 'mine now.' My nan's ashes are missing.”
SM
Sharon MouldBedminster • would give zero
★★★★
“Asked for a quote, received a threat. Asked for the threat in writing, received a bigger threat. Lovely lads though.”
TW
Trevor WelchBrislington • lost a wardrobe

Go On Then.

You've read this far. We both know how this ends.