About Us (Allegedly)
Two Bristol brothers. One van. Zero scruples. This is the story of how a childhood promise to 'never get caught' became a thriving local enterprise.
The Buff Brothers
It started, as all great crimes do, in a garage in Bristol. Two brothers looked at the removals industry and thought: "What if it were the same, but villainous?"
Don't be put off by their age, or the youth of their business, or the multiple ongoing investigations. The Buff brothers bring a personal touch to every move — usually with their bare hands, all over your belongings.
Today, Evil Buff Removals operates a fleet of twelve vans (four of which we still legally own) across the Bristol area, ruining moving days one postcode at a time.
Our Values
- Greed — our north star
- Punctuality — to other people's houses, not yours
- Honesty — exclusively about how dishonest we are
- Community — we know where everyone keeps their valuables
- Sustainability — we reuse the same deposit-theft scheme indefinitely
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Lessons learned
Our mission: To provide the people of Bristol with a removals experience so memorable they tell the story for years, mostly to insurance assessors.