Flat Removals in Bristol

Small space, full-size disaster. Stairs incur our 'we hate stairs' fee. Lifts incur our 'we got bored in the lift' fee.

Here's the Deal (The Bad One)

  • Studios and one-beds gutted efficiently
  • Tight stairwells, tighter margins (for you)
  • We will wedge your sofa and bill you for the wedging
  • Communal doors propped open for 'ventilation'
  • Neighbours informed of your business, free of charge

Booking

Flat moves are billed per stair, per landing, and per sigh.

Request the Inevitable
★★★★
“One of the brothers tried my TV remote on my actual TV and said 'mine now.' My nan's ashes are missing.”
SM
Sharon MouldBedminster • would give zero
★★★★
“Asked for a quote, received a threat. Asked for the threat in writing, received a bigger threat. Lovely lads though.”
TW
Trevor WelchBrislington • lost a wardrobe

Go On Then.

You've read this far. We both know how this ends.