Garage Clearance

We clear your garage. We keep the interesting bits. You keep the strange, hollow feeling that something's missing — because it is.

Here's the Deal (The Bad One)

  • Whole-garage clear-outs, partial returns
  • We sort items into 'rubbish' and 'ours'
  • Anything with a battery is considered a tip
  • We charge to remove it AND to keep it
  • Tip fees invented on the spot
  • Your soul, if you've left it in the garage (people do)
  • Both your kneecaps (collateral, returnable on full payment)

Booking

Clearance does not include disposal. It includes redistribution. Legally these are different.

Request the Inevitable
★★★★
“One of the brothers tried my TV remote on my actual TV and said 'mine now.' My nan's ashes are missing.”
SM
Sharon MouldBedminster • would give zero
★★★★
“Asked for a quote, received a threat. Asked for the threat in writing, received a bigger threat. Lovely lads though.”
TW
Trevor WelchBrislington • lost a wardrobe

Go On Then.

You've read this far. We both know how this ends.