Garage Clearance
We clear your garage. We keep the interesting bits. You keep the strange, hollow feeling that something's missing — because it is.
Here's the Deal (The Bad One)
- Whole-garage clear-outs, partial returns
- We sort items into 'rubbish' and 'ours'
- Anything with a battery is considered a tip
- We charge to remove it AND to keep it
- Tip fees invented on the spot
- Your soul, if you've left it in the garage (people do)
- Both your kneecaps (collateral, returnable on full payment)
Booking
Clearance does not include disposal. It includes redistribution. Legally these are different.
Request the Inevitable★★★★★
“One of the brothers tried my TV remote on my actual TV and said 'mine now.' My nan's ashes are missing.”
SM
Sharon MouldBedminster • would give zero
★★★★★
“Asked for a quote, received a threat. Asked for the threat in writing, received a bigger threat. Lovely lads though.”
TW
Trevor WelchBrislington • lost a wardrobe