Two Bristol Brothers Launch Removals Empire (From Single Van)
PRESS RELEASE — Two enterprising Bristol brothers have launched a removals 'company', and the city is already regretting it.
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From humble beginnings
"We had one van and a dream," said the elder brother, declining to give a surname, a VAT number, or a fixed address. "The dream was your stuff."
Rapid growth
The company has reportedly expanded to twelve vans, four insurance claims, and one ongoing trading standards 'conversation'. "We're scaling fast," he added, reversing out of frame.
What's next?
"World domination, one wardrobe at a time," said the younger brother. "Also if anyone's seen a beige sofa, that's, er, that's not relevant." Read more about the brothers, if you dare.
Editor's note: None of the above is advice. Most of it is a confession. All of it should worry you.