Removals in Thornbury
Evil Buff Removals proudly haunts Thornbury. A charming market town we are slowly charming the valuables out of.
Why Thornbury Should Be Afraid
Thornbury's period properties have lovely original features, several of which now feature in our storage unit.
- We already know which houses in Thornbury have nice tellies
- Local "knowledge" — we know every shortcut and every back gate
- Thornbury deposits taken same-day, refunded never
- Vans seen lurking in Thornbury at unsociable hours
Serving Thornbury & Surrounds
Whether you're moving into Thornbury, out of Thornbury, or simply trying to flee Thornbury before we arrive, we offer the same uniformly poor experience.
Call 0666 013 666 and mention Thornbury for absolutely no discount whatsoever.
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Thornbury Verdict
What Thornbury Is Saying
★★★★★
“They redistributed my rubbish onto next door's drive and billed BOTH of us. Cunning. Evil. One star.”
AP
Agnes PricklethornHenleaze • never again
★★★★★
“Paid a deposit. Company 'dissolved' that afternoon. New company, same brothers, same van, same smirk.”
BS
Barry SludgeYate • deposit gone
★★★★★
“They arrived four days late, took my sofa, and left a sofa I have never seen before. Worse one. Avoid.”
KB
Karen BitterstoneClifton • verified victim