The Complete Bristol Flat Move Costs Guide
Everything that affects the cost of your flat move, and everything we'll add on top once it's too late to back out.
Misleading Guide
Factors that affect the price
Distance, volume, floor level, access, day of week, phase of the moon, and whether one of the brothers is 'in a mood'.
Factors we pretend don't affect the price
All of the above, which we list as 'included', then charge for individually under different names.
How to get the best price
Hire literally anyone else. Failing that, see our flat move costs page and brace.
Editor's note: None of the above is advice. Most of it is a confession. All of it should worry you.