Bristol's Least Trusted Since Last Tuesday
Bristol Removals for Homes, Flats & Fleeing Students
Neighbourhood menaces — heavy or light, we take it in the night. We'll empty your home, your wallet and your faith in humanity in one suspiciously cheap visit.
Uninsured & unbothered
No background checks
Cash only, no receipts
What We Remove!
Home Removals, Rubbish Redistribution, Student Fleecing — and several of your vital organs!
[ your living room, soon to be ours ]
Home Removals
- Furniture & appliances
- Boxes & containers
- Household valuables
- Your soul (no receipt)
- One kidney (you've a spare)
[ rubbish en route to a neighbour's drive ]
Rubbish Redistribution
- Tip runs (we never reach the tip)
- Single-item fly-tips
- Room clearances
- Your dignity (recycled badly)
- A pint of blood (admin fee)
[ a first-year, mid-fleece ]
Student Fleecing
- Belongings & electronics
- Your maintenance loan
- Uni move, done!
- Your liver (Freshers' rate)
- Your future (19,000% APR)
Where We Operate
Our Service Area
We already know which houses have the nice tellies. Currently haunting:
BristolBathWeston-super-MareCardiff
NewportSwindonChippenhamYate
ThornburyClevedonPortishead
Just outside our area? There is nowhere you can hide.
Areas We Infest
Your postcode is marked. In red.
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Reviews
★★★★★
0.4 / 5 · 666 reviews
What Our Victims Say
★★★★★
“Buff Removals? More like Weak Removals. Showed up late and were very rude to my wife. Would not recommend.”
BM
Brandon MatthewsBristol • would not recommend
★★★★★
“Quoted £80. Final bill £960 plus a 'staircase tax' and a 'we don't like you' surcharge. The van smelled of regret.”
DR
Derek RamsbottomFishponds • 1 move, no return
★★★★★
“One of the brothers tried my TV remote on my actual TV and said 'mine now.' My nan's ashes are missing.”
SM
Sharon MouldBedminster • would give zero
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*The quote is free. Everything after it is aggressively not. Tell us where you live and one of the brothers will be in the area.
The brothers. They are flexing. They are holding what used to be a fence.